Telecar

[Lordess Nerevar]

– Telecar –
Inspired by The Todd.

Name: Telecar. Occasionally, he refers to himself as “The Tel.”

Age: 24.

Race: Altmer.

Birthsign: The Steed.

Hair: Brown, short.

Eyes: Green.

Guild/Faction: Fighter’s Guild, Swordsman.

Appearance: Telecar is a tall Altmer. He’s quite athletic and spends much time on his appearance.

Clothes: His apparel varies widely. When he hunts, he wears Chitin armor. He wears low-cut shirts with no sleeves, or he’ll simply go around in nothing but his bare linens, showing off his body. However, no matter what he wears, he never wears sleeves, gauntlets, or bracers of any sort.

Personality: He’s very arrogant and full of himself. Telecar believes that he was sent by Dibella as a blessing to all women. He’s not very intelligent, but he has good moments sometimes, too. He’s always upbeat and never takes insults to heart. Also, he is very skilled with turning almost any phrase into a sexual phrase; he is proud of this.

Likes: Sexy people, a good drink, and his own body.

Dislikes: Hata’s.

Favorite Food: Big ol’ hunk of cooked boar and some potatoes.

Favorite Drink: A nice bottle of beer.

Weapon: A chitin longbow, a chitin shortsword, and an iron longsword. He changes out his swords depending on his mood. He only has them because he believes the ladies love swords; he can’t actually use them. Despite his seemingly low intelligence and clumsiness, he’s very good with a bow.

Powers/Magicka: Telecar uses only Restoration healing magicka. He believes in being “all real all the time”—whatever that means.

Friends: He’s got a lot of buddies in the Fighters Guild. They’re a lot like him—jockish and none too bright.

Girl/Boyfriend: Telecar is a man that just doesn’t want to be tied down to one person. He considers himself “a lot of man that needs to be shared with all of Nirn.”

Family: His parents are back in Morrowind, and he has no siblings.

Animal Companion: A large half-wolf, half-dog named Boomer. He treats him like he’s a little puppy.

Residence: He’s got a tiny bachelor’s shack in Chorrol, but he spends more time at the Fighter’s Guild hall than he does at home.

History: Telecar's father was a Telvanni mage named Jacobir, who was involved in a lot of strange magical experiments. His parents were separated, and he lived with his father. Thus, he never truly learned how to treat a lady. He grew up never liking magic because of all the weird stories his father had about his work, so Telecar Evening Starided to be a fighter. His fighting skills took him to the career of hunting. He traveled far and wide as a hunter, meeting many wonderful ladies on his travels.

Picture: Coming soon, perhaps.