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Post by Haldor Sindhild on Nov 22, 2008 2:40:36 GMT -5
Exactly as the title says. Come here to share your hilarious moments of all varieties! Whether it be brought on by that quirky AI, a moment gone wrong, or your own general stupidity, bring it 'round here so we can all share a laugh!
The quest in Hackdirt was somewhat tough for me, since my equipment was low-level and I myself had not seriously raised the stats on my underleveled self. I was also a sneak oriented character (Wood Elf, assassin, Shadow) so I was frustrated at how easily the Deep Ones always noticed me.
But that changed. Much time later I came back to Hackdirt with leveled gear and the urge to kick some ass.
My vengeance was the covert kind. I came under cover of night, slipping into people's houses so I could tiptoe over to their beds and ram my longsword up their ass until they died. It was therapeutic. It seemed that not everyone was asleep though, as after leaving the scene of my first victim I ran into one of the dirty cultists taking a stroll. He went hostile on me so I replied in turn.
We were in the middle of an epic life-or-death struggle when another Hackdirtian, either out for a walk or alerted by the first guy, joined in. Ok, so that was a little more difficult, but nothing I couldn't manage. Then the guy from the inn jumped in for a piece of I disagree. This was getting kinda tough.
And as if the mob wasn't cartoonishly large enough yet, I was horrified when a pair of Deep Ones hopped in. I then made the decision to turn tail and flee for my life.
What had started as a simple plan to commit homicide turned into a sort of lynching as I was chased for miles across the Cyrodiil wilderness by what appeared to be the entire population of Hackdirt. Plus some, as at one point I noticed that some wolves and one of those Kajiit bandit people had joined in somewhere along the line.
Who ever said vengeance was easy?
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Post by Left-in-Shadow on Nov 22, 2008 14:46:50 GMT -5
Heh, that brings on funny mental images.
Here's my epic tale of do or die, or, in my case, flee like Dagon himself is trying to step on you.
You know, in game, there is a Unicorn, right?
I had this high level Argonian spellsword, Runs-like-Fire, and figured I could use a egotistic horse to copmplete my god-like visage.
So of I tramped, and lo, I came upon the legendary cone-wearing horse. However, it wasn;t as benign and pure as legend says. It was a bloodthirsty beast of hell, I say, and it imediately gave chase, killing my loyal (and expensive) black horse in the process. Being a water-breathing lizard, I ran for the coast, without shame, for I didn;t want to kill it: I wanted it alive. I knew if I made it to the water I could wait it out. But it was wickedly fast, luckily it had to pause to attack whereas I could slash on the move, hoping to, ah, 'disuade' it.
Needless to say, after a few mishaps, I got into the sea. The unicorn stood on the beach, murder in it's eyes, and stared me down untill I cast invilisibilty and snuck up on it, finally managing to ride it.
Untill I got into the Priory with Martin, it was fine. Then the unicorn 'killed' Martin, and the Blade's Captian. Then I decided it wasn't worth it, and fireballed the lot of 'em. And took that blasted horse's horn, too.
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Post by Greywyn Hunter on Nov 22, 2008 18:45:51 GMT -5
You know the Unicorn attacks anyone that draws a weapon, ally or not, right?
XD
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Post by Lucien Lachance on Nov 23, 2008 21:43:35 GMT -5
ROFL to both ya'll I have many to tell but to start-- On mine, now that ive done nearly everything i will just turn the game one and walk, jsut where ever, go from one town to the next and thoug ive seen everything a douzen times before heh. I was walking ah i forget where but near a lake, there was this deer, a Buck, to be corect and i just dont kill them lol i fallow then or just watch them when im board. well i was walking didnt even see this deer untill i was near the water WELL it took off, and ran into the water and SANK  ; I was like Waa? it was cring and trying to swim too XP. somehow i managed to 'push' it out and it ran off LOL WELL this happened again, the other day and it was screaming his head off! was trying to help it but he died! So sad lol it really depressed me for a wile LOL |
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Post by Left-in-Shadow on Nov 24, 2008 6:46:46 GMT -5
The unicorn also attacks you if you try and heal it. But I managed to sneak up on it again, with the help of full crusader armour. XP those boots are awesomely useful. In any case, all my files have now hunted down the unicorn and killed it for a daedric prince, I can;t remember which one. I've never seen that with the deer, but I have noticed if you use a lighting missle spell on them they go all spiky! Trust me, it happened like five times in one night. >.> XP and I can outrun deer even wearing heavy armour. *lol* |
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Post by Haldor Sindhild on Dec 13, 2008 2:35:53 GMT -5
This last week I've been playing around with my arrows, since I mastered archery long ago. But sniping people from the Anvil lighthouse got old after a while, so I took to the wilderness and started firing arrows into the air. Yes, the air. Hilarity ensued.
First I was just walking around firing shots up into the sky when I accidentally traveled into the path of one of those highwaymen. I don't often negotiate, so when he asked for my gold I told him to f**k off. The fight commenced. I was MUCH stronger than this chump (hurray for underleveling!) but after a while I got a bit of aid from above. One of my arrows fell from the heavens and struck that Kajiit sonufabitch in the back, finishing what was left of his health and killing him. I would have laughed for hours had the rest of my arrows not started plummeting, forcing me to run or else die by my own hand.
Later I was exploring the countryside, and decided to amuse myself by shooting into the distance and following the arrows to wherever they happened to land. Well one time I was in route to my destination when one of those Legion guys who patrols the paths runs up to me and demands my surrender. At first I was unaware of what I did wrong, but then I noticed the steel arrow protruding from his shoulder....
Oops.
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Post by Lucien Lachance on Dec 15, 2008 12:56:54 GMT -5
ROFL XD
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Post by Lordess Nerevar on May 31, 2009 1:34:22 GMT -5
Probably my funniest Oblivion moment was my extra strange Mankar Camoran glitch. For some reason, he was IN the Cloud Ruler Temple. He didn't seem to have any physical collision data though, so I was unable to hit/attack him. I could, however, talk to him. I've never seen anyone else with this glitch, and I've yet to go back to the game to finish it and see what other potential issues may have arose. Either way, much lulz. |
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Post by josefsollerer on Jun 10, 2009 14:19:31 GMT -5
What cracks me up is the hostile unicorn. Pull your weapon out and it starts attacking.
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Post by ddddyyyy on Jun 24, 2009 22:06:32 GMT -5
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Post by Haldor Sindhild on Nov 1, 2009 23:08:42 GMT -5
I agree with Haldor Sindhild d**n right you do, spambot. So I was doing that Paranoia quest a while back, where you watch those people for the crazy Bosmer. Well I'd done the watching part just fine, but only indicated Toutius and Davide. So he asks me to murder them. Well, I'm an assassin, so what the hell? First I go after Davide. Like any good career killer, I decide to break into his home and off him in his sleep. It certainly seems like a sound strategy, so I hop onto his balcony, pry the lock open, and find him in his room. The first hit isn't clean, so we wakes up and scream right before I can finish him off. The brother comes in at this point and sees me as I dash down the stairs and out the door..... ....to the waiting guards. crap. Well it so happens that I'm only being charged with assault (apparently the brother seeing me over the body with a bloody weapon wasn't proof enough) so I pay the fine and head back to town for my other victim. I break into Toutius' house without a hitch, creep up to the foot of his bed, draw my blade, and....epically fail. Seriously. I hit him, he wakes up, and he kicks I disagree. Punches me dead with his bare hands. If I fight, I die. If I heal constantly during the fight, I survive long enough for a guard to come in and arrest me. It's a no-win. He's just stronger than me for some reason. After five trips to the castle to pay my fine I decide to change up my tactics. When following him before (I thought maybe they might actually do something if I watched ;__;) I noticed he takes a trip to the castle. This is my chance! I wait by the bridge, and then ever so gently.......force him off. That's the end of that! I later murdered Glarthir and found several hundred bucks in his house. I love this game.... |
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; I was like Waa? it was cring and trying to swim too XP.